The Great White North

Word came this week from Ukraine about Svetlana, the intern that graced the halls of my office this summer. It seems that the chain-smoking, vodka-loving big-breasted blonde has secured employment with the Ukrainian Bar. Fitting, since I imagine that Svetlana has spent a good part of her life in a bar.

I can only imagine from her performance here that she had other talents that she was able to put to use, because her strengths are in neither timeliness nor knowledge. I hope that whoever she is sharing an office with has access to their own blog and can share with the world the stories of life with the old gal. If I'm being honest, I have to admit that I'm a big jealous. I've come to miss the days that Svetlana failed to work here. She provided some of the best content for my blog. Certainly my readers would agree that she was an asset.

So raise a glass of vodka, and let's all toast to Svetlana's success!