Jesus Was a Rolling Stone

Of course we all know that it is a well established fact that Jesus was a white man with blonde hair and blue eyes. This fact makes sense since Jesus was, in fact, from the Middle East. What you may not have known is that Jesus was also apparently a babe magnet, as seen in this undated picture.

This and many other Jesus pictures, including his likeness on everything from a tortilla to chapati are available at Jesus of the Week. Be sure to check out the Jesus Recliner and the Buff Jesus.